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who lives in a hamster pen under the sea?

no, not spongebob! it's you! or it could be. don't you want to have adventures with underwater horrors all while trying to survive the strange and stupid things your fellow crew members consider important? did you know we only recently got toilets? this is a great game for you!

the TDM is running on the 15th and Reserves and Applications are open! you could join right now! so why hesitate? shove this at friends! lure in potential players! comment and be enabled like you know you want to be! it's all finny fun! soon you, too, will swim the deep blue with a motley crew of misfits. comment now and we'll throw in a pirate ship. ~~pirate ship may or may not exist~~

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pidge is about as intimidating as angry kittens

oh no, my weakness right after headcanons, making dreams come true

LMAO STOP

the "go. be great" always makes me damn emotional

this base needs an actual smart person

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP MY LITTLE RAGE BEAN HAS NO CHILL

see this is why you're the dad, shiro, you just had to go and almost fucking quote her dad

are you honestly going to put faith in the 15 year old being the smart one

okay but look my options as the smart one are people like lance and keith

he's looking after everyone okay?

what about hunk, hunk is an engineering genius how could u forget the golden child

i'm counting him in as one of the smart ones...not with those two

the problem children are lance and keith, the angel children are pidge and hunk. don't u love your kids, dad

(this is a lie, pidge is a demon)

(this is why we have mum)

(but she is a dick to mum, she opposes her at every opportunity)

(so dad gets a slightly...nicer..daughter??)

> nicer

> pidge

> ??????????????

LOOK

handled your brother, i can do this

that was in space prison under very different circumstances

also you "handled" him by cutting his leg and getting him sent to a work camp instead

stop putting me on blast

WHAT'S THAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FAMILY PROBABLY BEING DEAD IN SPACE

I TOLD YOU WE WOULD FIND THEM I'LL MAKE MYSELF PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR SAFE RETURN

YEAH UH HUH, A SEASON LATER, AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

SHE LOST ANOTHER FAMILY

THANKS, SHIRO

...i suppose that was technically his fault

BUT THE FIRST TIME WAS NOT HIS FAULT

if we wanna get technical, it was really him and allura

SHE'S STILL MINUS A FAMILY

TWO OF THEM

LOOK AT THIS POOR LONELY FACE

then come to subnautica, we'll figure things out

oh yeah

this an atp meme. kinda forgot about that

lmao casually taking the world up by storm and forgetting the reason why

i hope pidge is the first one to use this, though i'm sure she wouldn't hesitate

i get sidetracked so easily, it's embarrassing

omg u can bet your ass there is enough sass in this tiny rage bean to do that. stars and all

pidge is the best

please join us to make this family almost complete.......

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