ATP/ENABLE ME

[potentite]

enable me/ATP meme

who lives in a hamster pen under the sea? no, not spongebob! it's you! or it could be. don't you want to have adventures with underwater horrors all while trying to survive the strange and stupid things your fellow crew members consider important? did you know we only recently got toilets? this is a great game for you! the TDM is running on the 15th and Reserves and Applications are open! you could join right now! so why hesitate? shove this at friends! lure in potential players! comment and be enabled like you know you want to be! it's all finny fun! soon you, too, will swim the deep blue with a motley crew of misfits. comment now and we'll throw in a pirate ship. pirate ship may or may not exist DIRECTIONS 1. Comment with ENABLE ME or APP THIS PLEASE in the subject line. 2. Fill out a form, or improvise. 3. Fit in as many water puns as you can. Some optional forms!

APP THIS PLEASE <span style="font-family:Arial Black; font-size:12pt; color: #6082B6; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #BDBDBD;">CANON HERE</span> <b>TAKEN:</b> Who do we have? <b>WANTED:</b> Who do we want? <b>LURE:</b> Anything else you want to say to reel the suckers in!

ENABLE ME <span style="font-family:Arial Black; font-size:12pt; color: #6082B6; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #BDBDBD;">YOUR NAME</span> <b>POSSIBLY APPING:</b> Who are you thinking about? <b>FISH FOOD:</b> Any comments or notes, thoughts for brainstorming.

Comments

[trainees]

hello!! ;w; and I REALLY WANT TO.... i started his app yesterday just to see if i could do it and i am basically just missing a personality section rn i hate myself tbh

i'm glad you love him i do too and i hope i can do him justice

[principissa]

i know that feel. personalities are generally me putting it off until i wordvomit everything in like an hour.

also i play a teenage boy here named jake who super loves spiderman I WOULDN'T 4TH WALL WITHOUT PERMISSION SO NO SWEAT like don't worry if it's nothing you're cool with. but like. either way instant friend bonding because boys who want to be cooler than they are.

[trainees]

story of my rp life tbh.

and ok i mean like


... i may (??) have read a thread where a certain kiss scene was mentioned and i laughed out loud bc i had my wip app up in another tab but
i love jake a lot and i would love to have cr with these two giant nerds please

[potentite]

OMG I'M SO SORRY you've read jake's stupid fantasies. he really??? really likes spiderman. a lot. there's actually fanart which i just dug around for so here but yeah HE'S A BIG LOSER.... i'm so glad you like him.

don't worry peter, he thinks you're cool even if dirk doesn't.

[trainees]

oh my god i am dying that's so cute wtf??? i escaped homestuck so long ago don't do this to me

ALSO DON'T BE SORRY, i'm sorry if that was really creepy wow. but i think your jake is great and actually like the whole hs cast here is great tbh.
and it's ok who cares about dirk he's just jealous he can't swing around trees naturally like peter and jake can

[splinten]

YEAH LIKE THAT'S USEFUL WHEN THERE ARE TWO ISLANDS
COME FIGHT HIM IN THE WATER AND SEE HOW YOU DO



hi

[trainees]

wow?????
please find your chill dirk

but ok tbh i have been trying to figure out how the hell his stupid web shit will function underwater and i am just going to go with the conclusion that it won't
so he can suffer and just be useless

hi

[splinten]

no that means jake was right in their argument about whether or not spiderman's webbing would have any utility in an ocean situation.... jaKE CAN'T BE RIGHT????
(do it)

I'm so glad you're doing Civil War spidey, he's so cute...

[trainees]

for once in his life, jake is right
(i probably will.... he doesn't even have the luxury of producing that shit naturally a la tobey maguire so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

he is super cute ugh. i had really high expectations for him when they announced him for cap 3 and they delivered

[splinten]

don't do this to dirk, peter... please...
(OH YEAH HE DOESN'T this poor kid... maybe he can develop a cool underwater version?? THAT WOULD BE A FUN MISSION!!!)

ugh they really did?? i just kept whispering "he's so tiny" and "he's so precious" in the theatre it was awful, i love him so much. he'll be such a good addition to the batch of teenage dummies in this crew.

[trainees]

he's gomen, dirk...
(thanks for nothing, marvel. but yeah it'd be something he'd immediately want to look into! he'd probably need help w/ materials tho so this could be an excuse for cr?? idk i honestly would just love peter to be friends with the hs kids ok.)

oh my god i did the same don't worry?? my boyfriend was laughing for majority of his scene w/ rdj bc it was basically like an internship interview, i loved it i love him. don't even get me started on the airport fight he's so precious.

and yeah he'll fit right in with all these shit children they'll get along just fine lmfao

[splinten]

YES PLEASE GOOD!! Dirk basically lives in the tech lab, that he helped build so he'd have a place to basically live with his tech projects, and there's a lab for genetic fuckery so they could probably end up working something out eventually? it'd be such fun for CR building. (and also it would let Dirk be right again TAKE THAT JAKE)

it really was an internship interview THE AIRPORT FIGHT WAS SO GOOD poor every other hero just 'how, why'

our resident adults are going to die so much SORRY ALL THE ADULTS

[trainees]

if anyone can figure out how to modify his webshooters to be water friendly it'd be him and dirk tbh... they're such nerds. also yes bless you dirk you are a gift, he'll feel right at home ;; or even more so since he doesn't even have a proper work space at his aunt's

catching bucky's metal arm casual as fuck like wOW YOU HAVE A METAL ARM!! i just Could Not.

look, at least peter has some responsibility?? okay??? no i'm jk he'd stay up till ungodly hours of the night in the tech lab while trying not to invade dirk's space too much.

[splinten]

PERFECT LAB BUDDIES ARE BEST BUDDIES hopefully Peter won't mind Dirk playing music while he works. DO YOU LIKE RAP, PETER?? political rap and lots of remixes, it is the fate of anyone who works in the labs beside him.

IT WAS TOO MUCH. and him calling The Empire Strikes Back "really old" while everyone else goes "??? HOW YOUNG IS HE" what a good kid

[trainees]

LAB BUDDIES ;___; what a time to be alive
unrelated but he'll arrive in game right after school so he might leave his science textbooks there even though they'd be useless, but dirk is welcome to flip through them if he wants

HE LOVES MUSIC and probably listens to all kinds of stuff between cheesy pop songs and like dubstep or something
please educate him in the way of rap dirk senpai

uGH him calling it really old was like my favorite thing next to steve dropping a fucking carrier on him and talking to him like it was no big deal

[splinten]

PETER WILL LEARN ALL THE RAP WAYS and Dirk will ... possibly drag the science textbooks over to Roxy and Jake so they can all looks at books for the schools they never got to attend, honestly. This is exactly the kind of thing that lead to Hinata becoming the base barista, watch out Peter.

[trainees]

it's ok like he would be so glad to be rid of his textbooks?? like he loves science and physics and chemistry but dragging that shit around is a pain so pls go wild, roxy and jake.

if hinata is base barista peter can be base cook... probably.

i love how i'm talking about all this like i am already in the game, but i am really excited for this thank you.

[splinten]

I'M SO GLAD COME INTO OUR ARMS i'm really excited too

[trainees]

i just wanted to let you know that i put in his app just now despite telling myself i'd wait until the tdm

so like i guess
where doing this where making it happen

[splinten]

I was going to cheer

AND THEN YOU BROUGHT SBAHJ INTO IT
cries the punishment of my eyeballs

[trainees]

i was watching the last flash while finishing it up and i got caught up with all my old hs feels i'm sorry