ATP/ENABLE ME

[potentite]

enable me/ATP meme

who lives in a hamster pen under the sea? no, not spongebob! it's you! or it could be. don't you want to have adventures with underwater horrors all while trying to survive the strange and stupid things your fellow crew members consider important? did you know we only recently got toilets? this is a great game for you! the TDM is running on the 15th and Reserves and Applications are open! you could join right now! so why hesitate? shove this at friends! lure in potential players! comment and be enabled like you know you want to be! it's all finny fun! soon you, too, will swim the deep blue with a motley crew of misfits. comment now and we'll throw in a pirate ship. pirate ship may or may not exist DIRECTIONS 1. Comment with ENABLE ME or APP THIS PLEASE in the subject line. 2. Fill out a form, or improvise. 3. Fit in as many water puns as you can. Some optional forms!

APP THIS PLEASE <span style="font-family:Arial Black; font-size:12pt; color: #6082B6; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #BDBDBD;">CANON HERE</span> <b>TAKEN:</b> Who do we have? <b>WANTED:</b> Who do we want? <b>LURE:</b> Anything else you want to say to reel the suckers in!

ENABLE ME <span style="font-family:Arial Black; font-size:12pt; color: #6082B6; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #BDBDBD;">YOUR NAME</span> <b>POSSIBLY APPING:</b> Who are you thinking about? <b>FISH FOOD:</b> Any comments or notes, thoughts for brainstorming.

Comments

[trainees]

if anyone can figure out how to modify his webshooters to be water friendly it'd be him and dirk tbh... they're such nerds. also yes bless you dirk you are a gift, he'll feel right at home ;; or even more so since he doesn't even have a proper work space at his aunt's

catching bucky's metal arm casual as fuck like wOW YOU HAVE A METAL ARM!! i just Could Not.

look, at least peter has some responsibility?? okay??? no i'm jk he'd stay up till ungodly hours of the night in the tech lab while trying not to invade dirk's space too much.

[splinten]

PERFECT LAB BUDDIES ARE BEST BUDDIES hopefully Peter won't mind Dirk playing music while he works. DO YOU LIKE RAP, PETER?? political rap and lots of remixes, it is the fate of anyone who works in the labs beside him.

IT WAS TOO MUCH. and him calling The Empire Strikes Back "really old" while everyone else goes "??? HOW YOUNG IS HE" what a good kid

[trainees]

LAB BUDDIES ;___; what a time to be alive
unrelated but he'll arrive in game right after school so he might leave his science textbooks there even though they'd be useless, but dirk is welcome to flip through them if he wants

HE LOVES MUSIC and probably listens to all kinds of stuff between cheesy pop songs and like dubstep or something
please educate him in the way of rap dirk senpai

uGH him calling it really old was like my favorite thing next to steve dropping a fucking carrier on him and talking to him like it was no big deal

[trainees]

i'm not in this game but i just wanted to tell you how much i appreciate your choices

i love tz she's my fav but ana would be amazing here surrounded by all these shitty teenagers. also who doesn't love battle grandma tbh???

[emblazes]

you're our only hope

[emblazes]

DO IT..DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT...I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT BUT DO IT. U GET ME?

(also i'm totally getting back to our thread, still, life keeps making..life..hard..w8 for me)

[uncorrupts]

yo, hey, look here...i don't think you have a choice

[imsorey]

THIS ABUSE IS UNCALLED FOR

[alienates]

how do i check out this game the art is so cute

[sniptuck]

i am glad this enabling is successful

HELLO TO YOU TOO

[holtron]

IT FUCKING DESTROYED ME and god just pidge is homegirl i love her and ugh ugh ugh they have cute family dinners and sit down and joke around with each other and her dad has so much faith in her becoming this amazing astronaut

[holtron]

isn't not thinking keith's job EYOOOOO but no yes, i need to do. research now bc doing it at midnight when i posted this is not a good idea

(no it is okay friend, life. life is hard, i understand this)

[holtron]

ur not my real dad

[scytheology]

yessss yunie come to us 'v' i'm still pretty new myself but if you have any questions feel free to ask me!

[uncorrupts]

why do you hurt me so

[holtron]

bc i am an idiot who lashes out at others when i am too emotional which is like all the time

i mean hi friend

[uncorrupts]

hella intimidating... no but uh holy shit a pidge would be a dream???

[holtron]

pidge is about as intimidating as angry kittens

oh no, my weakness right after headcanons, making dreams come true

[uncorrupts]

LMAO STOP

the "go. be great" always makes me damn emotional

this base needs an actual smart person

[holtron]

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP MY LITTLE RAGE BEAN HAS NO CHILL

see this is why you're the dad, shiro, you just had to go and almost fucking quote her dad

are you honestly going to put faith in the 15 year old being the smart one

[uncorrupts]

okay but look my options as the smart one are people like lance and keith

he's looking after everyone okay?

[holtron]

what about hunk, hunk is an engineering genius how could u forget the golden child

[uncorrupts]

i'm counting him in as one of the smart ones...not with those two

[holtron]

the problem children are lance and keith, the angel children are pidge and hunk. don't u love your kids, dad

(this is a lie, pidge is a demon)

[uncorrupts]

(this is why we have mum)