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TEST DIVE #2








≡U.R.S.U.L.A. NAVIGATION
TEST DIVE MEME


For information about the animals and locations, be sure to check out the BIOME and BASE pages!

A: There’s a Storm on the Horizon
A brainstorm. On advice about the ingenuity of multi person parties, and from admitted lack of understanding of many needs of organics, URSULA has selected you and a partner (or partners) to go to one of the observatories with food, beds, and recording devices to have a jam session for ideas about missions.

You are not to leave the room until you have some good ones. So get cracking! Start suggesting to one another what the base needs to do.

Or get horribly, horribly sidetracked and possibly a little crazy at being locked up together with the ocean staring at you. Judging.

B: The Abysmal Sea
You’re stranded.

One of the planet’s troublesome signal-interfering pulses has just made your communication devices 100% nonfunctional. No matter how you try to call URSULA for help, she isn’t able to respond. The database strapped to your wrist is just a useless chunk of metal now, leaving you without a useful library of knowledge to survive off. If you were driving any underwater vehicle prior to this point, it’s broken down. And unless you’re a mechanic, it’ll be pretty hard to get it jumpstarted again.

Don’t fret! The communication systems always come online eventually, so if you stay put, it’ll boot back up and give you directions straight back to base so you can finally get home. But can you really afford to stay put? The sunlight’s slowly streaming out of the sky, leaving the waters darker and darker with each passing second. Soon, you won’t be able to see five feet in front of you, and the only warning you’ll get of any approaching threat is through sound, if they even make any.

You have a few choices: take a daring risk and try swimming back to base, but on the off-chance you don’t remember the directions correctly from before you were cut off, you’re going to get even more lost, in the darkness of the night no less. Or, you could huddle in, with any friends if they were unfortunate enough to be with you, and start focusing on getting warm. Because spending the night out here in the vast oceans with the entire world against you is becoming a very, very real possibility.

C: It’s dangerous to go alone. Take them!
URSULA’s technology is breathtaking. With enough materials, she could make practically anything: weapons, vehicles, all those human comforts and entertainments she forgot to build... or perhaps she could expand the base to give everyone even more leg room. But there’s a catch: you need to get those materials to her in the first place, and scavenging can be a monumental task.

The planet Iniidae has a plethora of materials to provide, but you’ve got to go find them first. Some are easy enough to get, by plucking off the ground or breaking a rock. But some are a bit more challenging, such as Crash Powder, seeing that the Crash defending it will literally explode in your face if you get too close. And then there’s materials such as Blood Oil, only harvestable within the Blood Kelp Caves several hundred meters underwater in the pitch-black darkness… remember, you have to gather resources with your two bare hands. No such thing as driving around and conveniently collecting them within the somewhat-relative safety of an armored vehicle.

Since it’s so dangerous to go alone, URSULA will encourage you all to leave the base in pairs or groups if you’re going to try collecting some of the more precarious materials to harvest. She has heard that most lifeforms find being reconstituted from nanites traumatic, so try not to die in front of each other!

D: Almost, but not quite, Entirely Unlike Tea
The droids, URSULA promises, will do their best to make anything you want. Go on! Ask them anything! She’s excited. This seems like a great way to test out their capacities.

Of course, you need to be very careful what you wish for. Maybe you ask for Hamlet by William Shakespeare, and they do their best but only know so much, giving you a book with some… creative changes. Maybe you ask for a puzzle box, but you weren’t specific enough and things went awry.

Maybe you made the mistake of asking for tea..

No matter what, you were given something that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike what you asked for. Now what do you do with it?

E: CREATURE FEATURES (possible body horror)
As more data is collected on the creatures of the deep, DNA can also be gathered to allow URSULA to research how to integrate it into her crew members in useful and hopefully unintrusive ways, unless of course permission is given first for more obvious or exhausting additions.

Well, that's the idea, anyway.

Unfortunately, something malfunctioned while URSULA was researching. Her incomplete serum was injected into you through your devices while you slept (or maybe you were knocked unconscious by the sudden change to your body). Now maybe you have the temperament of a Stalker or the thirst of a Bleeder or Gasopod pods on your back that trigger when you're startled. How this genetic malfunction works and what it is can be up to you but while URSULA assures you it's only temporary, you're stuck like this for now.

Have fun?

F: The Caverns of Dream
The ocean calls you. Of course, it's much easier to dismiss it as nightmares. You'll probably think that's all it is after you have them. Flashes of screaming sea creatures writhing in agony, pleading for help, but these creatures can't ask for help, can they? Something huge, beyond the scope of imagination, moves in the ocean of your dreams and calls out to you to go deeper into the darkness. It pleads and begs but not with a voice you can hear or words you can understand.

You wake up in a sweat with the unrelenting desire to take a swim, even though it's late and everyone is asleep. Or maybe someone else just had the same nightmare as you? Are you willing to take a swim and try to understand the dream?


BASED ON CODE BY TESSISAMESS AND SUPERSUITS


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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least dave is cool in one way...even if it's not the way he spent his entire childhood working towards. welp.

he huffs out another laugh, loosening up again. ]


I'm reasonably sure p space is actually the biggest pervert of us all? Like holy fucking dicknuggets. That. Is just definitely a thing it deemed as being necessary to making our timeline the alpha timeline. A robo-ghost-alien-horse with a muscle fetish.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-04-27 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope he didn't talk to you about milk. [War flashbacks, honestly. Dirk shakes his head.] I respect that Arquiusprite is probably the best outcome in terms of letting the AR get his own body with all kinds of ridiculous sprite powers, but I can't help but wishing he would be less unbearable. I don't understand why Paradox Space wants these things except to give Rose fodder.
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He mentioned it but didn't go in depth? I forgot we were keepin' the juggalo troll in the fridge so I was asking what was in there. [ specifically he was asking if there was apple juice WHICH THERE WASN'T SINCE IT WAS JUST GAMZEE AND CORPSES ] I couldn't even tell you re: why p space needs this shit, man. All I know is I was talkin' to the guy and was like, yep, this is a thing that def needed to occur. If something's off, you kinda just feel it?

[ If you are a time player and have a "feeling" about how things are supposed to be going to the point where you can go "yo John wtf this isn't supposed to be a thing that's happening please step off". ]

That's probably more a time thing than a heart thing, though. But yeah he was pretty super unsettling and crazy but...nice? Ish? Very into muscles. Thinkin' about it, the troll he mixed with was a pretty fuckin' creepy dude beforehand.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-04-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk regrets using Arquiusprite as their detour away from traumatic puppet land. He's pretty sure it was the safest way to veer out, but God does he hate that thing. So much. So much.

Focus on something better: speculating on their bullshit game and all the ways no one ever told them how it works.]


I definitely do not get a sense of what has to be right for the Alpha timeline. If anything, I'd speculate from an extension of our Fraymotifs that Heart powers would encourage that kind of splitting into non-Alpha timelines and leave someone else to assert which one should predominate. [Before, he found their assorted powers pretty stressful in terms of their unknown quantities. Now that the game is done, he feels a little more relaxed about it. He doesn't really need to use his Heart powers for anything. He's only got one self, and he highly doubts that they're going to come across anything as demanding on their powers as that last fight, at least not here. He is absolutely not planning on destroying anyone's soul.

Speculation like this is kinda nicely recreational.]


Do you have any feelings on being here?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly letting someone else assert which timeline is best sounds weird as fuck to Dave. He still cannot help himself when it comes to feeling the Alpha timeline shouldn't be messed with and is almost sacred in a weird way, but then again he did spend his entire session playing to the beat of predetermination, throwing down his life more times than he cares to think about and seeing his own corpse far too often for comfort.

The correct path is a razor thin wire and Dave's been looking forward to the day he's not constantly trying to walk it. He furrows his brow, head tilted a little to the side, and shrugs. ]


I'm still Dave Numero Uno, but I kinda get the feeling John might have fucked something up somewhere. This is what happens when you start fucking time travelling without the red gear on your chest: you give the professionals headaches.

[ HE SEES YOU THERE, JOHN. TIME TRAVELLING. CHANGING SHIT!!! ]

The thing about whatever the fuck he was doing is that his changes feel weird but they're not. Not right? Ugh, I can't even explain it, it just wigs me out in a very time-specific kinda way.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-04-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Long pause.]

Egbert gave you the time heebie jeebies.

[Someone looking at Dirk's face may be fooled into thinking he doesn't find this hilarious.

They'd be wrong. He is internally cracking up. Dave has time heebie jeebies.]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-28 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ look ]

Yeah, kinda! If it were ANYONE else I'd be pissed as fuck because there's a part of me that's like really fucking determined to keep the alpha timeline pure even though the other parts of me are like "bro, that's bullshit, you don't even like doin' this" which I guess is just part and parcel for being in charge of the time shit. But it's John, so.

[ he will deal with his time heebie jeebies...but it's still not ever gonna not wig him out ]

Honestly if someone had to have alpha-timeline-fuckery skills, there's no better dude we could have given them to.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-04-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk thinks of all of his friends.

...Yeah, probably none of them should have that. Maybe Roxy could handle those, but does anyone want to give retcon powers to the Void player? It seems dangerous and weird.

(Who has two thumbs and still was never told by anyone that A ROXY DIED while he was gone?

Never tell him.)

Dirk doesn't know John well, and he reflexively hates giving control to anyone who isn't him, but if Dave says John is the goober to get retcon powers, then Dirk will trust that.]


As long as we aren't at too high a risk of splitting off from the Alpha timeline here, I guess we don't have to worry about it too much for the moment. I'm still a little curious as to the exact nature of the powers John used, but my experience with asking people about that kind of thing tends to end in 'JUJUS ARE MYSTERIOUS.'

Sorry. "JuJuS ARE MYSTERIOuS." I would hate to get someone's 'quirk' wrong.

[He still thinks those are stupid.]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-28 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, does anyone know how the fuck anything works.

[ Dave is 99% sure they're all pulling things out of their ass. ]
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the thing that works least of all: us

[personal profile] splinten 2016-04-28 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty terrifying thing to hear from the Time player.

[He says, completely unconcerned.]
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i'm really good at rp...

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-04-28 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's like 80% intuition, tbh. And 10% throwing your corpse into fucking lava before a Harleybert sees it. And then like 10% being an expert.

[ Okay, it's probably a bit more than that re: being an expert. He's not a puppet master, but Dave can keep a one-person ballet of time loops going, THOUGH IT'S NOT HIS FAVORITE ACTIVITY... ]