[ at least dave is cool in one way...even if it's not the way he spent his entire childhood working towards. welp.

he huffs out another laugh, loosening up again. ]

I'm reasonably sure p space is actually the biggest pervert of us all? Like holy fucking dicknuggets. That. Is just definitely a thing it deemed as being necessary to making our timeline the alpha timeline. A robo-ghost-alien-horse with a muscle fetish.