[ If only the Mayor weren't into chess ladies Dave might have a shot! But no his love is...pl...atonic? Dude does spend way too much time talking about the Mayor and dramatically hugging him over lava to be entirely sane about it, but ok Dave.
He shrugs. ]
'Kay, you and mom can come and live in Cantown, too. We'll deputize Mom as cat zone chairwoman, and you can have, like. The horse zone? May as well have one of those, too. We can give Rose a zone for eldritch horror terrors or somethin' as long as she promises to keep any and all tentacle monsters far away from the sweet innocent chessman.
[ and also potentially dave ]
Kinda wanna put Karkat in charge of crabs to see if he'd flip his shit. Who am I kidding, he flips his shit about anything. And I'll be in charge of digging up dead shit, or like, ironic photography. Painting cans? Whatevs. These jobs already sound better than permanent sleepover gods.
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He shrugs. ]
'Kay, you and mom can come and live in Cantown, too. We'll deputize Mom as cat zone chairwoman, and you can have, like. The horse zone? May as well have one of those, too. We can give Rose a zone for eldritch horror terrors or somethin' as long as she promises to keep any and all tentacle monsters far away from the sweet innocent chessman.
[ and also potentially dave ]
Kinda wanna put Karkat in charge of crabs to see if he'd flip his shit. Who am I kidding, he flips his shit about anything. And I'll be in charge of digging up dead shit, or like, ironic photography. Painting cans? Whatevs. These jobs already sound better than permanent sleepover gods.