Please. Give me a little more credit! If I'm going to devour the flesh of my enemies, it will be with at least a little bit of class. [this is a lie. terezi has never done anything classy in her entire life.] Maybe work in a nice little spice rub and let it sit overnight before throwing it on the grill.
[She knows she's talking nonsense fun, but if there's anyone who would just roll with that kind of silliness, it's Dave. It's nice to get back into the bantering swing of things.
She scans the area with quick, cautious sniffs -- they've tracked the sloth this far, so it has to be around here somewhere in this hell jungle. It's ten feet tall. Why does it have to be so hard to find?? She cups her hands around her mouth and hollers:]
I'M STILL HERE! ALONE AND VULNERABLE! I HOPE NOTHING SUDDENLY ATTACKS ME OUT OF NOWHERE!
[Terezi pauses, as though that would have made any kind of difference.]
Maybe it's just not hungry right-- [She cuts herself off abruptly as she catches a whiff of something distinctly sloth-y.] Wait wait wait wait wait? I think it's coming.
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[She knows she's talking nonsense fun, but if there's anyone who would just roll with that kind of silliness, it's Dave. It's nice to get back into the bantering swing of things.
She scans the area with quick, cautious sniffs -- they've tracked the sloth this far, so it has to be around here somewhere in this hell jungle. It's ten feet tall. Why does it have to be so hard to find?? She cups her hands around her mouth and hollers:]
I'M STILL HERE! ALONE AND VULNERABLE! I HOPE NOTHING SUDDENLY ATTACKS ME OUT OF NOWHERE!
[Terezi pauses, as though that would have made any kind of difference.]
Maybe it's just not hungry right-- [She cuts herself off abruptly as she catches a whiff of something distinctly sloth-y.] Wait wait wait wait wait? I think it's coming.