LAB BUDDIES ;___; what a time to be alive
unrelated but he'll arrive in game right after school so he might leave his science textbooks there even though they'd be useless, but dirk is welcome to flip through them if he wants

HE LOVES MUSIC and probably listens to all kinds of stuff between cheesy pop songs and like dubstep or something
please educate him in the way of rap dirk senpai

uGH him calling it really old was like my favorite thing next to steve dropping a fucking carrier on him and talking to him like it was no big deal