[ he can't manage to say it mostly because not learning is funnier than learning. that's it. ...also learning would mean he let the horsey-faced bastard win, somehow. but yeah no mostly the funny rule thing. ]

I think you just kinda rub them together? Or like. Do you have to make a hole in one and then twist the other one into it - wow that sounds way worse than I intended. There's probably a way to describe this that wouldn't have Rose haulin' out her notebook and clicking her pen, but fuck it, I can't think of it. What kind of thing do you want me to kill? Are you feeling seafood or like, am I gonna stalk us some land meat. [ ... ] Jesus fucking christ do I miss pizza. And like. Mcdonalds.

[ never has one word been loaded with such unabashed longing. ]