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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] fishesoutofwater 2016-05-22 11:54 pm (UTC)

wakes up again

What, no. That's not how irony works, bro.

[ maybe it is. dave has no idea. he thinks that would have actually probably not been a bad way to spend his childhood? it would have gotten him out of the house more, or something, but it's not like it's a thing that can be changed now. it's definitely not the sort of thing bro ever advertised, but he kind of figured it was more john's dad's speed. ]

Although I will give you points for my raps being meaningful, because that is totally a thing that is true. Not giving you points for watching the questionable disaster that is Nic Cage or Matthew however-the-fuck-you-say-his-last-name [ he can't misspell it on purpose here to fuck with john so dave's just straight up refusing to say it ] but at least you did do some valuable shit with your adolescence.

Anyway, since you're the movie master, wanna try to like. Make fire and shit? I can do the hunting thing no problemo.

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