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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] fishesoutofwater 2016-05-22 08:46 pm (UTC)

Ok, we basically have to ace this camping thing so we can tell her to suck it.

[ they are not going to ace this camping thing. although they probably won't die???? it wouldn't be a heroic death or a just one even if they did so they should be fine if they die of idiocy somehow. dave doesn't ask for the gummies back or reach for any himself, instead snickering and loosening up. ]

I'm always down to unload sick rhymes, you know this, but sadly I don't think the cooking world is ready for that sort of flavor. So we'll have to find another way to keep warm and or start a fire. They like, rub sticks together in movies, right?

[ ok. he needs to ask dirk for camping lessons. this is pathetic. ]

Why the fuck weren't you a boy scout, you're like the stereotypical prototype for boy scouts and then we'd at least know more than jack shit about what we're doin' here.

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