[ You know? Honestly? Getting lost and dealing with a wide expanse of land with absolutely no decent resources is not something that he is necessarily unfamiliar with. That's quite literally all SBURB is minus the rare occasion of the shitty mechanics actually doing something useful. It's always a pleasant surprise, never one that really stays. God, that game is ridiculous. Part of him still wonders if this is just another aspect of it. The likelihood is very much there. ]
[ John can be found standing just at the shores of wide waters, empty in the increasing darkness. He takes a large inhale, and exhales a very irritated, heavy exhale. ]
Aaaaaaaand I'm lost.
[ Big, thick glasses guide his eyes, otherwise horrid without them. Nothing. No path, and in fact? He isn't even sure how he wound up here. But he blinks as a light goes off, and John points up at the air. ]
Oh! Yeah! The URSULA thing!
[ John puts his wrist up, looking down with his dopey smile in face. Oh how could he forget about you? Precious thing. ]
Let's see here... C'mon, get this guidance thing going. Dunno how you got me in this absolutely horrible situation, but I can forgive once we're ho--
[ Tap tap. Tap... Tap.... Taptaptaptaptaptaptap. ]
Oh my god.
[ Nothing. It lights up for a second and then... Nothing. And John is tired. Very tired. So understandably? He's a little mad in knowing he is stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere with NO resources and this piece of shit isn't working. ]
John Egbert | Homestuck
[ You know? Honestly? Getting lost and dealing with a wide expanse of land with absolutely no decent resources is not something that he is necessarily unfamiliar with. That's quite literally all SBURB is minus the rare occasion of the shitty mechanics actually doing something useful. It's always a pleasant surprise, never one that really stays. God, that game is ridiculous. Part of him still wonders if this is just another aspect of it. The likelihood is very much there. ]
[ John can be found standing just at the shores of wide waters, empty in the increasing darkness. He takes a large inhale, and exhales a very irritated, heavy exhale. ]
Aaaaaaaand I'm lost.
[ Big, thick glasses guide his eyes, otherwise horrid without them. Nothing. No path, and in fact? He isn't even sure how he wound up here. But he blinks as a light goes off, and John points up at the air. ]
Oh! Yeah! The URSULA thing!
[ John puts his wrist up, looking down with his dopey smile in face. Oh how could he forget about you? Precious thing. ]
Let's see here... C'mon, get this guidance thing going. Dunno how you got me in this absolutely horrible situation, but I can forgive once we're ho--
[ Tap tap. Tap... Tap.... Taptaptaptaptaptaptap. ]
Oh my god.
[ Nothing. It lights up for a second and then... Nothing. And John is tired. Very tired. So understandably? He's a little mad in knowing he is stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere with NO resources and this piece of shit isn't working. ]
[ It starts quiet. ]
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! COME ON!!!!
[ TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP. ]