It wasn't so much a reason? I mean, I don't mind explainin' and I'm not tryin' to get out of doing so, but I get the feeling that telling you about it will just make you want to smack me because honestly whenever anyone starts explaining anything back home I want to hit my head against something.

[ DON'T LET HIM TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK... ]

Long-ass story short, my best bro opened a door that warped some of us here.