Okay, here's a fair trade. Arquiusprite ended up being unfathomably unsettling because of the way he kept flexing that sprite tail like a muscle. There were veins bulging. He kept telling me to touch it.
Horsey, alien, and ghostly: three dongs for the price of one. I am a fucking master of bargains.
[Is Arquiusprite horsey? He feels horsey to Dirk. It's always horses with him.]
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puppets, bro. it's puppets.
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Okay, here's a fair trade. Arquiusprite ended up being unfathomably unsettling because of the way he kept flexing that sprite tail like a muscle. There were veins bulging. He kept telling me to touch it.
Horsey, alien, and ghostly: three dongs for the price of one. I am a fucking master of bargains.
[Is Arquiusprite horsey? He feels horsey to Dirk. It's always horses with him.]