this is why he admitted he was a colossal fucking idiot for not realizing...maybe he was just more focused on the whole constant state of strife thing who even knows
dave chokes on nothing but air. WELP. they've officially hit the point of dave bringing up a thing that he immediately is made uncomfortable by why does anyone let him talk ]
Holy motherfucking shit I don't even wanna think about that. [ Dirk asking that question is an immediate segue to things he never wants to picture regarding his guardian or his teenaged ectobro let's skip somewhere else now ] Can we talk about other types of dong instead. We can talk about alien schlong. Or horse dick. Or like. Tentacles? I guess that could fall under the alien schlong category.
[ as usual, he just digs himself into a different deep hole. ok dave. ]
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this is why he admitted he was a colossal fucking idiot for not realizing...maybe he was just more focused on the whole constant state of strife thing who even knows
dave chokes on nothing but air. WELP. they've officially hit the point of dave bringing up a thing that he immediately is made uncomfortable by why does anyone let him talk ]
Holy motherfucking shit I don't even wanna think about that. [ Dirk asking that question is an immediate segue to things he never wants to picture regarding his guardian or his teenaged ectobro let's skip somewhere else now ] Can we talk about other types of dong instead. We can talk about alien schlong. Or horse dick. Or like. Tentacles? I guess that could fall under the alien schlong category.
[ as usual, he just digs himself into a different deep hole. ok dave. ]