Shenanigans. John sent us all back with different shit because he's a giant fucking nerd - I think he gave out like three rabbits? - and apparently the horse I was with was Rose's. And it didn't survive the meteor impact? And then Bro made a bib out of it.

[ r i p maplehoof ]

Also, fucking duh I'm not starting a bullshit horse club without you. What self-respecting Strider wouldn't join that kinda thing, man.