That would be a true tragedy. No doubt you put endless effort into making it appear so effortless, as any self-respecting person would.

[ Dave being refereed to as "Bro" in the capital gives her pause. A brief vision of her brother grown up and... making puppet snuff porn, or such, even though she knows that was not the case (mostly because she's certain that any version of Dave would feel the resounding puppet PTSD beta Dave suffers from). There is likely a conversation to be had all about how the beta session kids view the alpha session and vice versa, in terms of guardians and their affect on each's psyche.

But why do that, when you can talk about hats instead. ]

Did he leave you a veritable fuckton?