[Dirk does not often miss having his auto-responder permanently affixed to his face, but this is one of those moments. The know-it-all walking encyclopedia would definitely be helpful as one question flashes across his brain.

What the fuck is a lacrosse.]

If you want to explain it, you're going to have to clarify further than that. I've never even heard of lacrosse.

You can safely assume what my era makes up for in robotics, we lack in sports.

[Because there are literally no humans left alive to play the sports.

But hey! At least he knows about basketball from his Bro's movies! (Nope.)]