We'll need a collar for him, with an appropriately bone-shaped nametag.
[ Why answer things sincerely when you can have fun with it instead? ]
Oh no, I would never think such a thing. Teen parenthood is never something anyone would undertake without thought, that'd just be irresponsible. Mhm, yes... [ a small pause ] I do suppose, based on my interactions with the previous iteration of my mother, that Roxy would enjoy such a thing. I'm certain that Dave would be more than happy to oblige her in the adorable dresses department-- downright thrilled, I believe. Particularly if adorable dresses also included playing with make-up, and other such activities.
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[ Why answer things sincerely when you can have fun with it instead? ]
Oh no, I would never think such a thing. Teen parenthood is never something anyone would undertake without thought, that'd just be irresponsible. Mhm, yes... [ a small pause ] I do suppose, based on my interactions with the previous iteration of my mother, that Roxy would enjoy such a thing. I'm certain that Dave would be more than happy to oblige her in the adorable dresses department-- downright thrilled, I believe. Particularly if adorable dresses also included playing with make-up, and other such activities.