Your ability to change the subject is almost admirable, brother.

[ she will accept it ]

It was completely unnecessary. And you, Jade, and Dirk were merely combined with a single entity instead of two, to create some sort of eldritch horror show. And at this juncture I doubt we'll see John-- or his grandmother, or Jade's grandfather, or Roxy-- receive furry spriteselves. In no way did we nor anyone else benefit from the creation of "Japrosesprite^2".