[Look. Look. He was entirely alone with all of human recorded history on hand and a strong obsession with the era that produced his Bro. Of course he watched Care Bears.]

You're joking. My glow is phenomenal. You can get a tan in the warm radiation of light marking an inefficient use of power that I produce. My pink luminescence brings angler fish to jealous tears that flow over their unsettlingly large eyes. Do not doubt my glow, Dave.