[ yeah...yeah...dave might have an obsession with the mayor that rivals his love for rap and aj DAVE IS JUST. SO...COOL...except he's a lame nerd at heart and also on his sleeve

he snorts. ]

Don't they glow when they do the Care Bear Stare? I will accept no weak substitutes to special cartoon attacks, maybe you're the Strider who needs to step up his anime game here. Cartoon game? Whatever, Care Bears is basically an anime right?

[ honestly he should have expected that Dirk watched Care Bears...they're basically puppets right...but his childhood memories mostly involve seasame street and the muppets. they still had the posters even when he was thirteen. ]