[Dave really does love the Mayor a lot. jfc, Dave.

But that just makes Dirk want to meet him more tbh]

'A little'? I am exactly like a Care Bear. I am Tenderheart's humansona, here to wreck the shit of all who stand against cheer and good will. I can't believe you're so uncultured that you never noticed, even after I unleashed my Care Bear Stare at your side. If you can't accept that there is a fuzzy interior designed to sell greeting cards behind this human facade, I don't know if I can have anything to do with you.