[ Luckily Dave won't call him on any slips since...that has to be in the Strider bro code somewhere, right? Or Dave is just going to assume it is because they're just. So Cool. That slips have to be ignored.

Also Dirk didn't call him on literally hugging him to death on a rooftop, so. ]

The dude has issues with like, royalty of all flavors. No offense.

[ He guesses President might be okay??? Dave frowns, considering. ]

Also, he's super into the whole Mayor thing, so I figure even if we give him a whole planet-town, he'd like to keep the title. Maybe we can get him a new sash, though.