splinten: appl-juice42 @ tumblr (I TOLD YOU DOG)
hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [community profile] fishesoutofwater 2016-04-21 10:05 pm (UTC)

[Dirk bears his label with stoicism. Sorry, bro. This is how it has to be. To prevent a Just death.]

Apples don't count as leafy greens.

[Sorry, bro.]

It'll have to be kelp.

[...And yet, behind those inexpressive shades, Dirk's trying to figure out if there is some way to get apples for Dave. Would a plant that kinda tastes like apples work? Could those weird jellies be flavoured with it? Or could he talk to URSULA about genetically synthesising it? That isn't his wheelhouse, but maybe they could dig up the genetic code?]

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