[ Everyone should want to meet Varric. ... Or promptly get away from him. It's up in the air. ]

Nice to meet you, Dirk. Should I run into anyone with questions regarding your new protegee once they're up and moving on their own, I'll be sure to direct them your way.

[ Ah, said with a lopsided grin. She's not kidding, as it were, but she doesn't think it'll be necessary. Or if it is, getting tracked down over what one's misbehaving children have gotten up to is all part of the mutual learning curve. Probably. ]

Or if they're looking for, ah. "Sick rhymes?"

[ ... what did that really mean, though? ]