[ and then where would you be dave? in the same situation as you are now, except brain tired from trying to fight your impossible sister. ]

If it makes you feel better I will make you a promise not to tear any holes in the cloth from which this universe is made, at least while we inhabit it's watery folds. [ ... ] At least not right now. Perhaps in due time that will become necessary, but I doubt that day is today.

[ Master hypocrites, these two. Their hypocrite levels are simply off the charts. Where did it even come from, Dirk and Roxy are so much nicer than this. ]

Fair point. I don't doubt that either would follow us-- I'm not sure if that says more about them or us, however. It bears far more consideration than we currently have time for.

[ Meeting Roxy certainly did put her own original mother in perspective for Rose, though not in the way she expected. She still isn't sure what to do with that information, nor with the phrase "omg haha youre dirk" as the other Lalonde so eloquently put it. She still needs to hound him for "the dirt on his proclivities". ]

That is... likely accurate. [ NO THEY'D LAUGH AT BOTH OF THEM ok mostly dave ] Yes, let us do this shit.

[ Y, time to gear up. This is a great idea that in no way can go wrong. ]