parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (UGH 🎧 nooooooooooo)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] fishesoutofwater 2016-04-18 06:41 am (UTC)

[ honestly this is...exactly what he expected...but he didn't think far enough ahead to try to reverse psychology her and if he had she probably would have gone all right away we go to the ocean, dave! since rose lalonde does what she wants. ]

Ugh, don't pull that bullshit, you know I trust you. I just also know you, Rose. Ripping apart the fabric of the universe is something you would totally do for fun. And while that'd be hilarious, I do sorta like inhabiting the universe. ...Not that we know what universe this is, but as we're currently in it I find myself kinda fond of the place.

[ Dave crosses his arms, but once again takes his shades off - this time captchaloguing them. The exaggerated wince when she calls Dirk "father" is...probably ridiculous since Dave cannot stop himself calling Roxy "Mom", even though he calls Dirk by name or occasionally by "bro". They are both hypocrites to the extreme. ]

And wow, Dirk'll totally back me up on this one. [ maybe??? ] Mom, too, since it'd mean she'd get to hang out with us more. Like she wouldn't want to go for a Strilonde field trip through the deep - as long as we were both goin' I doubt she'd care what was going on with the whole destination thing.

[ Roxy is honestly super carefree and Dave admires that in a person. ]

Also I feel like their input will mostly be laughing at us [ OR HIM SPECIFICALLY ] so let's just skip to the good part. We gonna do this shit or not?

[ Time to gear up for an underwater exploration, y/n? The resolution to go for a swim eases the annoying need to go, at least. Fighting it off wasn't really working. ]

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