[ oh my god you contrary little piece of shit don't decide on a course of action just because he's against it!!!!
Dave makes a strangled noise that might include the words oh fuck it but basically which is just. The exasperation that Rose inspires on occasion. ]
Rose, I'm obv not letting you go out into the weird-ass ocean in the dead of night alone. You'll like, murder everything out there.
[ You're the only one who blew your planet quest to smithereens just 'cause, brosis. ]
And/or make some deathmagic pact with whatever horror terror things lurk in the depths, and if you're going to be makin' ill-advised deals with devils I have to be there to snark about it and/or to sign on as well. Like, I'm pretty sure we covered this at some point in our sibs career, right? You're not allowed to go on stupid missions alone.
[ Remember how you tried that all of once and then Dave followed you anyway and you both died. He's still going to follow you now even if the dying thing happens again.
At least they're immortal, he guesses. ]
If shenanigans occur I have to be around to commentate, this is like, rule fuckin' one of the Strilonde family charter that I'm officially gonna write right the fuck now.
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Dave makes a strangled noise that might include the words oh fuck it but basically which is just. The exasperation that Rose inspires on occasion. ]
Rose, I'm obv not letting you go out into the weird-ass ocean in the dead of night alone. You'll like, murder everything out there.
[ You're the only one who blew your planet quest to smithereens just 'cause, brosis. ]
And/or make some deathmagic pact with whatever horror terror things lurk in the depths, and if you're going to be makin' ill-advised deals with devils I have to be there to snark about it and/or to sign on as well. Like, I'm pretty sure we covered this at some point in our sibs career, right? You're not allowed to go on stupid missions alone.
[ Remember how you tried that all of once and then Dave followed you anyway and you both died. He's still going to follow you now even if the dying thing happens again.
At least they're immortal, he guesses. ]
If shenanigans occur I have to be around to commentate, this is like, rule fuckin' one of the Strilonde family charter that I'm officially gonna write right the fuck now.