[Obviously, any poor knitting is an ironic gesture, brilliantly executed by one of the maestros in his early days. (Leave Dirk alone, he still has a lot of faith in the general concept of a Dave, regardless of which particular Dave that refers to.)

There are logistics to consider here. The logistics of birthday presents.]

We can say it's the day I set him running with the full set of modifications. Wiz 1.0, as it were. He should also be fully painted before he's considered properly operational.

[This is important.]

Dude, do you want me to build you a turntable or something? It wouldn't be hard.