[ But can Dave knit Well is the question here. He kind of fucks off from patterns as whimsy strikes so the answer is "it depends" since he genuinely Tries to make horrible works of knitted art. It's less ridiculous if he actually follows a pattern, but where's the fun in that.

Honestly why does anyone let him do anything ever. ]

Of fucking course I have. When's his birthday, anyway? Today? Need a little more time than that. And, like. A little more yarn. And knitting needles? Oh my god this place needs more shit to do that's like, unproductive. Or productive in a fun way and not a world-transforming base-improving way. Remixing the hella mystical background music in my head only does so much.

Subscribe me to the craft party newsfeed, dude, I'll show up every time.