See, this new revelation about your talent in the fine art of the knit-one-purl-two is exactly why I'm going to rank this above both my Sburb session and the last time I was trapped in the middle of the ocean: no crafting parties. This is exactly the kind of glorious hands-on art shenanigan I was missing out on.

[Look. The level of implicit joking in his phrasing can't deny the fact that, it's true, there were no crafting parties. And crafting parties would actually be great comparatively. He is genuinely pleased that Dave can knit.]

I hope you've already started thinking about what to knit for Wiz's birthday present.