[ Funnily enough a pile of bodies is often involved, but all the bodies are always Dave. He tries to avoid the whole Dead Dave thing, but sometimes you just cannot help piling up some doomed selves. It's a headache. ]

Add it to the list, brosis. [ Their list. Their list of completely Amazing mission ideas...when will they escape. "apple orchards" "also strawberries and raspberries and cherries" "land in general????????" "better tunes" "marshmallows".

Their priorities are just so in order here it's amazing they haven't been put in charge of the entire base, let alone coming up with new missions. ]

Hey, cooking is kinda a skill you just have to pick up, you know? Everyone starts simple. I actually didn't learn to do anything other than like. Open up bags of food or whatever until I was thirteen? So. Now I can make amazing pasta. Like, the best pasta ever. I'll make you pasta if we ever find shit that could actually legitimately be used to make pasta...not gonna lie I am getting kiiiiiiiinda sick of sea food.