[ okay, he wants to keep wiz forever. look at those rhymes. look at him try so hard to make aj (a good reason to keep someone around even without rhymes, honestly). dirk is doing the lord's work here, even though dave is pretty sure all religions are fairly wrong.
dave abandons the freelance rap battle to take the pro-offered glass. ]
Moment of truth, bro. [ all things considered, he probably shouldn't expect too much, but maybe it's closer this time?
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all right we've hid the sort of fizzy near apple cider juice level. dave's first tentative sip turns into actually drinking more of it, since it isn't half-bad. not pure aj, but not terribad. ]
Closer! Kinda fizzier than apple juice? The pure stuff's a little sweeter, too. But I actually like the taste of this. Wiz juice? Wiz cola. [ it probably doesn't need a name. he'll drink some more, though, before holding out what's left to dirk, eyebrows raised. ] Really, it's actually pretty good even if it ain't spot on. Good work, bro.
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dave abandons the freelance rap battle to take the pro-offered glass. ]
Moment of truth, bro. [ all things considered, he probably shouldn't expect too much, but maybe it's closer this time?
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all right we've hid the sort of fizzy near apple cider juice level. dave's first tentative sip turns into actually drinking more of it, since it isn't half-bad. not pure aj, but not terribad. ]
Closer! Kinda fizzier than apple juice? The pure stuff's a little sweeter, too. But I actually like the taste of this. Wiz juice? Wiz cola. [ it probably doesn't need a name. he'll drink some more, though, before holding out what's left to dirk, eyebrows raised. ] Really, it's actually pretty good even if it ain't spot on. Good work, bro.
[ that's just directed to both dirk and wiz. ]