[ a kitsune, huh... He knows what those are. Previously, he would have said "a myth," but considering the other weird folks hanging around this base, and the evidence sitting on this man's head and rear, he's going to have to revise that belief. ]

Why? Because I'm a teacher, of course. Knowing about things is my job.

[ hair care isn't something you teach in class, though... regardless, that seems to be his answer for both questions. ]

It's more surprising to see a fox so far underwater.