Oh my god can we erase the last two minutes of everything. [ Dave asks, like he's going to manage not to slip up and call Roxy "Mom" again in the forseeable future. He hasn't fucked up with Dirk for whatever reason, but he just cannot get Roxy right. Probably because, like he told John, the idea of having a Mom is just kind of nice. ]
She said she didn't mind, but if I keep calling Mo - ROXY holy shit what is that even. [ Why is his mouth betraying him. Quietly strangled Dave noises. At least any slight notion of Dave being remotely smooth had already been stabbed and buried behind the house when he'd word-vomited all over Dirk on a roof and hugged him awkwardly.
Good job, Dave.
Thank you for the interruption, little robot bro. The completely usual battle between Dave vs. the shit he says that makes him uncomfortable is put on hold and his mouth quirks up in a tiny smile again. That ending was kind of terrible. But.
But.
That was extremely adorable and he kind of wants to pinch the robot's cheeks even though that's not even a thing people can do. ]
This is so much responsibility, little dude. A'ight, let's see... [ Unlike other people he could name, he isn't known for randomly kidnapping animals and giving them ridiculous names. Rose and John. So Dave goes for something simpler: he picks something easy to rhyme for the starter Rap-bot. That's probably something said rap-bot would appreciate, huh? ]
Wiz? We're off to see the Wizard, he's gonna give us all the shit we ask for. That's your usual job, right, bro? Easy to rap it, too. Yes, no, Dave how could you?
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She said she didn't mind, but if I keep calling Mo - ROXY holy shit what is that even. [ Why is his mouth betraying him. Quietly strangled Dave noises. At least any slight notion of Dave being remotely smooth had already been stabbed and buried behind the house when he'd word-vomited all over Dirk on a roof and hugged him awkwardly.
Good job, Dave.
Thank you for the interruption, little robot bro. The completely usual battle between Dave vs. the shit he says that makes him uncomfortable is put on hold and his mouth quirks up in a tiny smile again. That ending was kind of terrible. But.
But.
That was extremely adorable and he kind of wants to pinch the robot's cheeks even though that's not even a thing people can do. ]
This is so much responsibility, little dude. A'ight, let's see... [ Unlike other people he could name, he isn't known for randomly kidnapping animals and giving them ridiculous names. Rose and John. So Dave goes for something simpler: he picks something easy to rhyme for the starter Rap-bot. That's probably something said rap-bot would appreciate, huh? ]
Wiz? We're off to see the Wizard, he's gonna give us all the shit we ask for. That's your usual job, right, bro? Easy to rap it, too. Yes, no, Dave how could you?