Will those skills involve getting fresh AJ? Because if so, I am all kinds of about handing you stuff.
[ He'd offer to actually help with the tinkering, but Dave knows exactly where his skills are at, and in this scenario? His skills are at handing Dirk whatever the hell he asks for. Regardless of what answer he gets, Dave will generally make a nuisance of himself by clearing enough space on the desk to sit on it, legs dangling, as he sets down a bottle of something near to but not exactly apple juice beside the not-quite orange soda.
SOMEDAY, HE WILL TASTE APPLE JUICE AGAIN.
Today isn't that day. Dave, you're in the way, how is sitting there kicking your heels being remotely helpful? ]
That your vice? Orange soda isn't so bad even though I don't really like it, though the only pop we've had for ages is that shitty troll stuff you couldn't pay me to touch. Well, maybe you could pay me to touch it if money had any meaning whatsoever, but considering I had the crocodile stock market on lockdown and there's no actual economy any more beyond "yo Rose I'll trade you a shitty comic for a hand-knit sweater"..
[ Words. There are so many words happening. Words without a point, not that this is a rare thing for a bored Dave. ]
d-ish
[ He'd offer to actually help with the tinkering, but Dave knows exactly where his skills are at, and in this scenario? His skills are at handing Dirk whatever the hell he asks for. Regardless of what answer he gets, Dave will generally make a nuisance of himself by clearing enough space on the desk to sit on it, legs dangling, as he sets down a bottle of something near to but not exactly apple juice beside the not-quite orange soda.
SOMEDAY, HE WILL TASTE APPLE JUICE AGAIN.
Today isn't that day. Dave, you're in the way, how is sitting there kicking your heels being remotely helpful? ]
That your vice? Orange soda isn't so bad even though I don't really like it, though the only pop we've had for ages is that shitty troll stuff you couldn't pay me to touch. Well, maybe you could pay me to touch it if money had any meaning whatsoever, but considering I had the crocodile stock market on lockdown and there's no actual economy any more beyond "yo Rose I'll trade you a shitty comic for a hand-knit sweater"..
[ Words. There are so many words happening. Words without a point, not that this is a rare thing for a bored Dave. ]