[ wait, he's actually buying it? Shit. Now he has to come up with an actual plan. Korosensei straightens his spine(?) a bit, tapping his suckers together nervously. ]
Well... Well, obviously, you won't be in a world of pain at all, my friend! If you let me come up with a plan, you'll be in and out without a scratch, and I won't need to dip a single tentacle in the water... For your sake, of course.
[ a pause. Does that sound believable? Probably not. Better sweeten the pot. ]
Also, I have a stick of gum left in my pocket that could be yours...
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[ wait, he's actually buying it? Shit. Now he has to come up with an actual plan. Korosensei straightens his spine(?) a bit, tapping his suckers together nervously. ]
Well... Well, obviously, you won't be in a world of pain at all, my friend! If you let me come up with a plan, you'll be in and out without a scratch, and I won't need to dip a single tentacle in the water... For your sake, of course.
[ a pause. Does that sound believable? Probably not. Better sweeten the pot. ]
Also, I have a stick of gum left in my pocket that could be yours...
[ yeah that'll do it ]