[ Wait, what? Well, it must be some kind of magic! Monsters have magic, so maybe this fellow is a very human-shaped monster, using their powers to speak to his beautiful self. What matters is there's a microphone, and that's his favorite thing to be anywhere near. Except underwater, any noise coming from his mouth or his speaker is muffled and useless.
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So he just winks and flashes a shining smile. ]