[It's a Stalker, yup! It's in a fish tank. Christopher is happily cooing over it.]

You really have the most remarkable teeth, don't you? They're almost as impressive as mine! On these grounds, I think we'll have to declare ourselves friends. And the friend of my friend is my friend through the mathematical property of transference, so allow me to introduce you to a brand new friend and multiply our joy!

[He immediately reaches over for the nearest person and—yes—he is going to try to shove your appendage into the aquarium to encourage greetings.] Friend, say hello to Jonathan Cyralique Simone IV!

[The Stalker has royal pedigree.]

[No. Not only is someone outside, but they're upside down and grinning with a mouth full of dolphin laughter. Christopher taps on the glass, helpfully supplying you with telepathic conversation to help you with your shame.]

What shame! What horror! Wait, could it be that you're from a culture that doesn't have that idea of shamefulness? You barbarian! I applaud you. It's important not to ignore nature's call just because society is calling something different. Congratulations on fully embracing the natural situation we've all found ourselves in!

[Yeah, super helpful. Can you giggle under water? Christopher's gonna try it.]

[Christopher is accustomed to dreams of screams, but these cries are not the death throws of murdered human beings. This begging feels so much deeper, so much more true. The scream of unfortunate things subject to a will that is implacable, impenetrable, impossible to persuade.

Ah, it's almost like they scream the same way.]

[A dolphin's laughter is the only warning before Christopher takes hold of the first person he meets and immediately starts steering them out towards the ocean. Hello, you!]

What I really like about nighttime is the call of the moon. Did you know, in some languages, the lunar call is the lunatic call? They say that more murders occur under the full moon than when her persuasive pattern is hidden, but for my part, I imagine that the moon is just as powerful when cloaked in darkness. My, what a fine evening that glowfish tells us it is. Let's go swimming straightaway.

[It seems like Christopher won't wait for greetings, introductions, or protests: he intends on taking you out for a swim with him.]