If I didn't put you in a headlock you'd be arguing about what a "fucking delight" you are.

[ like he can roll them over if he wants but dave isn't letting him out of this headlock. this is their life now. you brought this upon yourself, karkat. ]

And you're bein' rude to like, Hotaru, how could you man. She's sweet as fuck.

[ she's also twelve so

dave means this in an entirely platonic way ]