Bros sit on each other all the time! This is a perfectly normal thing to do and anyone who thinks that romance has to be needed in order for this to happen, they are sadly mistaken. In fact, I always sat on Sollux.

[ because they were wrestling and it was on accident??? but still. ]

And as we all know, I definitely was not in a relationship with him because frankly he was not my type in any shape or form.

[ that one awkward as fuck conversation he had with sollux will go with him to the grave. ]