Dude, you have yet to really win a wrestle match with me, do you wanna fuckin' go. Don't answer that I know you actually always want to go at anything and I would like to pretend for at least like half a day longer that we are more mature than we pretend to be for the sake of...

[ uh ]

Well ok tbh Dirk thinks I'm uncool anyway so I guess carry on? [ he kind of wants to Talk about dirk and the whole dating karkat thing but like he also doesn't actually want to have that conversation around a bunch of other people while karkat is. sitting on him.

wtf dude move???

dave doesn't actually attempt to dump him off though so whatever i guess this is happening now ]

But you are completely ruining your own cred which you maybe had an iota of beforehand.