[ karkat... firmly stays where he is, partly because fuck you dave and also because this makes him feel tall.

but mostly fuck you dave. ]

Who! The fuck! Is Betty! There is no one named Betty here and there aren't any streets, Dave. Don't you dare compare me to an imaginary boyfriend, because I will imaginary kick your ass so hard that you will never be able to make another s'more again. Is that what you want? Also I am only rude to people who deserve it so if I'm being rude to you then guess fucking what? It's your just desserts, fucknuts, I hope you're ready for seconds.