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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] fishesoutofwater 2016-06-20 01:41 am (UTC)

[ okay because dave has to prove that he can still cause a vantas temper tantrum in zero seconds flat. he reviews his options and settles for the simplest weapon possible to him:

he just kisses karkat's cheek in full view of anyone else in the surrounding area and then leans back and waits for the explosion.

dirk's better at pissing karkat off than dave his ass he has spent three years learning how to do that to perfection ]

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