[ if karkat's arms weren't around dirk, this would be where he'd dramatically facepalm, just so dirk's aware of how dumb karkat thinks he is. they literally just got finished beating a game with outrageously strong enemies? and karkat can understand fighting the reapers when they don't have any other choice, or if they really need to go back to the aurora to grab some supplies but also.

dirk knew how to get out of there really. really well. karkat had been on that meteor for over three years and he still took wrong turns. ]

Ok but do you get off on getting into potentially dangerous situations? Who did you go with the last few times because I already know your sylladex can't carry that much, we've established this.