[Well. Dirk was going to give Karkat a piggyback ride. Between Loki and Dave, Dirk has gotten very good at them.
But Karkat is like his own one-man misery generator? Dirk shouldn't find this so funny given his own experiences with misery-generation but he makes a quick calculation and
yeah he's pretty sure Dave will not object to trolling Karkat, he is actually pretty sure he can make some extrapolations about Dave and Karkat's hang time. So.]
Sounds good to me.
[Are you ready to be swept off your goddamned feet, Karkat? Because the Strider is a particularly obnoxious brand of human and this one is going for it.]
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But Karkat is like his own one-man misery generator? Dirk shouldn't find this so funny given his own experiences with misery-generation but he makes a quick calculation and
yeah he's pretty sure Dave will not object to trolling Karkat, he is actually pretty sure he can make some extrapolations about Dave and Karkat's hang time. So.]
Sounds good to me.
[Are you ready to be swept off your goddamned feet, Karkat? Because the Strider is a particularly obnoxious brand of human and this one is going for it.]