I refuse to believe grandmas are any form of kickass. Why hasn't anyone brought them up sooner then? No, I am pretty sure you are just fucking with me. I've got my eye on you and will not fall for any of your tricks.

[ wait. what did she say? when did karkat call her lips plump? he thinks back over what he had just said and

fuck. he immediately covers his face. ]

Nooooo. Nope. You are just imagining that, I made no mention of your soft looking lips or any other body part. Maybe we've been out here too long? Perhaps the air in here is contaminated? We should leave and report this to the others right away while also never mentioning what we just spoke about to anyone else!