[ you know what? fine! karkat will just makes his own then!!!

...

he has no idea how to make them, he wasn't paying attention when dave did it because he did not care at the time. past karkat fucking everything up, like usual. ]

But what kind of person would I be if I let you take such a needless sacrifice like that? No, I insist that you put it down at once before you die of that poisoning I mentioned earlier that probably just has a very slow reaction time. I could never look at your siblings ever again if anything happened to you.

[ because that death would totally be just because dave is an asshole. ]