It's just a risk I'm gonna have to take, man. I couldn't let you suffer through a snack you hated, after all. That'd be like, uncool of me? Completely uncool. Worst bro to ever bro.

[ yeah, he. definitely is not handing it over unless he hears karkat say he Wants it, dave is a little shit who 100% realizes when karkat is lying his ass off. ]